What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me : Thank you.

He : Tea ?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Sure.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What are some cute stories with your crush?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!